Ex-boyfriend when I was dumb at 16 sent an SMS a few weeks back:
GUY: Kita ko yung birthday ni _____. Ang taba mo na, pinakita ko kay (his best friend) sabi, si (my name) ba yan?!
ME: Ah talaga? Yeah, tumaba na kaming lahat, ikaw na lang natirang ganyan. (Because he still looks like Fido Dido til now – the hair and the built.)
Tonight, he popped again:
GUY: Mataba ka na talaga ngayon? Haha! Wala lang.
ME: Baka? The last time you saw me teen pa ko so don’t expect me to have a body like a teen. (Borrowed words from Geli :))
GUY: Yuck di ka na sexy!
ME: Thank God hindi na kita boyfriend! 🙂
Lintek! What was I thinking being with this person? Hahahaha!
Don’t let a guy pull you down, if at all, pull him down with you. Kiddin. :p